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If you have deleted more social media messages than you count this year… You probably shouldn’t get that tattoo.
The best part about the time between Christmas and New Year’s is that it’s always a surprise when I learn what day of the week it is.
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Now I understand why my online friends are so upset with me. I always thought WTF was “Wow, that’s fantastic!”
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Out of all of my childhood memories, the one I cherish most is that time when I didn’t have a job.
I’m doing such a great job on my resolutions… I ran, I ate less and I woke up early. Now I just have to stop lying.
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Today at the office, you will face your greatest challenge of 2016 yet. Not writing 2015 on everything.
Kids that have grown up with the web are tough to please. Mine won’t touch his alphabet soup because “the font is all wrong”.
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