How can you tell if someone isn’t into you at Christmas? If they give you fingerless oven mitts, that might be a sign.
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How can you tell if someone isn’t into you at Christmas? If they give you fingerless oven mitts, that might be a sign.
Why are contortionists often in a bad mood? More often than not, their work has them all bent out of shape.
Trying to figure out how to leave the office early today? Tell the boss it’s also St. Gullible’s Day and you really need to get things in order.